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I’m not racist but…
White Twitter After Lupita Wins her Oscar (via reverseracists)

What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little puss? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I’m the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shrek you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking shreked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little puss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your shreking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re shreking shreked, kiddo.

the dream team » as requested by kouha-rens

rnastermind:

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE? YOU KNOW WHAT EASY MAC? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU MMONSTERS UNIVERSITY MACARONI AND CHEESE. FUCK YOU. THIS ISNT FUNNY AND THIS IS FUCKED UP, YOU KNOW WHY? ITS NOT FUCKING FNUNY. THIS IS FUCKED UP. THE BIG PUPIL ON CAMPUS? THIS IS BULLSHIT. THIS IS BULLSHIT. I HATE THIS. THATS NOT FUNNY

rnastermind:

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE? YOU KNOW WHAT EASY MAC? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU MMONSTERS UNIVERSITY MACARONI AND CHEESE. FUCK YOU. THIS ISNT FUNNY AND THIS IS FUCKED UP, YOU KNOW WHY? ITS NOT FUCKING FNUNY. THIS IS FUCKED UP. THE BIG PUPIL ON CAMPUS? THIS IS BULLSHIT. THIS IS BULLSHIT. I HATE THIS. THATS NOT FUNNY

thetenthdivine:

TESIV Oblivion - Creature Concept Art

viivus:

A little sketchbook style noodling (the Robert in the second image is kind of going after a doodle vicious-mongrel did).

burqalicious:

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE